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A Funny Story About PR & Marketing Saturday, August 18, 2007

You’re a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s Direct Marketing

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,”He’s fantastic in bed”
That’s  Advertising

You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s Telemarketing

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour her a drink and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed,”
That’s PR

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed,”
That’s Brand Recognition

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk her into going home with your friend
That’s a Sales Rep

Your friend can’t satisfy her so he calls you
That’s Tech Support

You’re on your way to a party when you realize that there could be gorgeous women in all these houses you’re passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated toward the center and shout at the top of your lungs, “I’m fantastic in bed!”
That’s Junk Mail

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3 Responses to “A Funny Story About PR & Marketing”

  1. Dear Prada Jones:

    We here at Souls of Strength Publishing really enjoyed and appreciated “A Funny Story About PR & Marketing.” Not only did we find it funny, it actually gave us the insight needed to better teach our staff about the marketing aspect of our company.
    We love the way it was broken down for easy understanding. You implemented the perfect strategy for translating and easy understanding which helps us a great deal.

    So from all of us here at Souls of Strength Publishing: We wish you much success and thank you, for helping us break down a language barrier.

    Respectfully,

    President/CEO

    Tanya Cherry

  2. Janey Wong Says:

    I’m currently studying how to be better at marketing communications…

    I came across your blog to learn more about what publicists do – this entry is great. Love it.

    Thanks for the laugh.

  3. ilovemypublicist Says:

    Thanks for stopping by.. Good luck with your studies. Cheers to learning how to be fantastic in bed!


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